Saturday, September 01, 2007

How to Solve America's Terrorism Problem in 5 Easy Steps by Craig Biddle

Thursday, August 31, 2006 (http://www.theobjectivestandard.com/)

How to Solve America's Terrorism Problem in 5 Easy Steps Posted by Craig Biddle at 12:20 PM

Here is how America could solve her terrorism problem in 5 easy steps:

1. Stop sacrificing American soldiers to bring "freedom" to savages in Iraq. Pull our soldiers out of that hell hole, and let the savages have their civil war. ( Iraq is not and never was the main source of terrorism against America. Iran and Saudi Arabia are.)

2. Declare war on Iran.

3. Obliterate, from high altitude and long distance, all known Iranian military assets, all Iranian government buildings, all Iranian mosques and madrassahs, and the residences of all Iranian leaders, imams, clerics, and government officials. Hit these targets when they are most likely to be occupied (e.g., mosques during the day and residences at night). Do not send soldiers in on foot, except as necessary to identify targets or gather intelligence. We do not need to send soldiers in on foot to fight, and it would be immoral to do so. We have many big missiles, fast planes, and good bombs, and we should use these liberally while building bigger, faster, and better ones. (As to innocent non-Americans, such as Iranian children, who would be killed in such a campaign, they are not properly the concern of our government. Nor would their deaths be the fault of our government. Such deaths are always the fault of the force-initiating regime—and of those who in any way support or enable it—whose actions necessitate such retaliatory measures.)

4. Airdrop leaflets across the Middle East explaining: "From now on, this is how America will respond to any and all threats to her citizens or allies. We look forward to the time when you decide to civilize yourselves, stop taking religion seriously, renounce the initiation of physical force, recognize the principle of individual rights, establish rule of law, and join the free world. Until then, we will be watching you from way up in the sky—higher even than Allah, by means of technology He cannot fathom—and if we see anything that we so much as feel might conceivably pose even a remote threat either to America or to our allies, we will annihilate it and everything in its proximity without further warning."

5. Notify the regime in Saudi Arabia that it got lucky and has the option of not being obliterated; that we are prepared instead to seize "its" oil fields and sell them to private industry, in part to pay for the campaign against Iran, and in part to return the fields to private industry where they belong; that it has 24 hours to turn the fields over to our agents; and that if it fails to comply or ignites the fields or does anything to thwart our program, its leaders, like those of Iran, will meet Allah sooner than later.

If we took these (or similar) measures, our terrorism problem would be solved. Sure, there would still be a few isolated instances of terrorism here and there in months and years to come; this much is inevitable given how long we have permitted the Islamists to plan and plot and establish cells. But, so long as we follow through as indicated above and immediately destroy anything that we think looks even remotely threatening, state sponsorship of terrorism against America would be over; the major threat to our lives would be gone.

Of course, we will not take such measures any time soon. Altruism will not let us. We will not take such measures until there is widespread understanding of the moral rightness of doing so—that is, until a substantial number of Americans understand that self-interest is moral and self-sacrifice is evil—and we are a long way from that. But such measures are morally correct—they are what we should do—and everyone who understands that they are should say so loudly and clearly. By placing such actions on the table for discussion, we create an opportunity to explain why they are morally correct—and that is what Americans (and westerners in general) most desperately need to learn.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the fuck did I just read.

Anonymous said...

This plan will work, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

What the flying fuck is this?

Anonymous said...

You see, this is why we can't have nice things.

Anonymous said...

In a feeble attempt to get you to the way the US thinks, how would doing that differentiate us from terrorists? There is a line between self defence and complete disregard for innocent lives. In the same way I would rebut capital punishment, I rebut your points. In the same way you want others to respect your religion (if any) or beliefs, please respect others. Not all Muslims are evil. /endrant

Yes, I'm mad.

Anonymous said...

So... What you are suggesting is murdering thousands of innocent people, Stealing their resources, and forcing them to abide by someone else's rules. A military conquest, correct? You want to end the war in Iraq and immediately start a new war.

Excuse me.....What?

Anonymous said...

nope. nope. nope. nope. nope.

Anonymous said...

everyone commenting needs to see that this was written in 2006

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