Saturday, February 06, 2010

Al Gore In Washington Investigating Why There's So much Snow?

I love satire. It points out the absurd, the non-sensical and idiocy. Here's a good satire of Al Gore's much discredited "Global warming" written by Timothy Lee at the Center For Individual Freedom.

Is Al Gore in Washington, D.C. this weekend?

That would only be fitting, given Mother Nature’s gesture of laughter toward the global warming hysteria industry in the form of potentially record snowfall for the DC/Baltimore area. Meteorologists are predicting between 20 and 30 inches of snowfall in Washington, which could surpass the record 28 inches the nation’s capital received in the 1928 “Knickerbocker Storm.”

Notably, this forecast doesn’t come in isolation. Rather, it follows by approximately one month a similarly paralyzing December snowstorm whose rock-solid remnants hadn’t yet disappeared from DC landscapes.

All of this begs the question: Where in the world is Al Gore this weekend?

It’s not merely the delicious thought of Gore snowed inside his house, either. There he’d sit, pathetically gazing out his window at the frigid snowfall, unable to expand his already-gigantic carbon footprint by galavanting in his private jet or SUV convoy to his latest Chicken Little global warming speech. It goes beyond that wonderful irony.

Believe it or not, this storm actually presents a novel fundraising opportunity for him and his increasingly-discredited movement.
Read more at CFIF.

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